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1:20am July 29, 2014

pinkgabbercat:

Birds Rights Activist is the best twitter and sometime perfect satire

1:20am July 29, 2014
pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

pepperandpals:

Pls helb poof birb obtain millet seeb.

Guess who’s getting millet later today.

1:20am July 29, 2014
anna-toman:

"Don’t tell me to smile"
by anna-toman

anna-toman:

"Don’t tell me to smile"

by anna-toman

1:19am July 29, 2014
rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

1:19am July 29, 2014

falloutnovelli:

vikingsrph:

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

I AM ALLOWED TO CRY OVER SIMPLE THINGS

I AM FULLY AWARE THAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS TOO AND THEY ARE PROBABLY WORSE OFF THAN I AM

DO NOT REMIND ME OF THAT WHEN I AM UPSET

MY FEELINGS ARE VALID

I AM ALLOWED TO COMPLAIN

WHAT IS SIMPLE TO YOU COULD BE STRESSFUL TO ME

STOP TELLING ME TO THINK ABOUT PEOPLE THAT HAVE IT WORSE

STOP STOP STOP

THIS IS IMPORTANT

1:19am July 29, 2014

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

1:18am July 29, 2014
p-chi:

This was suppose to be a professor au! I had another drawing with this where they’re both properly dressed up for the day (with glasses and clipboards!!) ;;w;;

p-chi:

This was suppose to be a professor au! I had another drawing with this where they’re both properly dressed up for the day (with glasses and clipboards!!) ;;w;;

1:18am July 29, 2014

… its too early for this bullshit.

— Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)
1:17am July 29, 2014

Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.

unorthodox-opinions:

healthycomfyhappy:

rainyohead:

lostincape-town:

my-herbal-journey:

I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.

Dude I don’t even shower everyday

Actually showering everyday is bad for you as you lose natural oils and your skin and hair dry up and become weak.

^ yep. It wasn’t until the 70s I think that people started to bathe daily.

People shave everyday?

1:17am July 29, 2014

hauntedmilk:

blamemisha:

blamemisha:

How do you kill Dean Winchester?

Kill Sam Winchester

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1:17am July 29, 2014

sugarhoneybeehair:

This is why I love you

1:17am July 29, 2014
addictedtosoda:

wolfqang:

warmbreathandascream:

i-choose-fit:

blacksheepc0meh0me:

poisonedchaos:

heydontworrybehappy:

anto1404:


This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.
Earlier today while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed a man walk up to his girlfriend, who couldn’t have been older than 18, kick her handbag, spit on her and scream in her face that she was a cunt. He walked back into the bus shelter after telling her she was worthless and pathetic and kicking her in the gut then as she tried to follow he turned around to grab her. I got in between them and told him that he should never EVER spit on a woman, hit her or talk to her in that way. He laughed in my face and said he would “fuck me up”. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I was not afraid of him. He proceeded to scream obscenities at her as I took her away from him, then he shouted to me that he could walk round the corner to get people to kill me. Feeling defiant, I said “go on, I dare you, there’re plenty of people around to witness it.” The prick then walked right up to me and head butted me in the nose. I am now sporting a swollen face and the beginnings of a black eye but the police took swabs from my nose to get his DNA and they know exactly who he is. Cunt’s going down for assault. Motherfuckers don’t treat women like that and get away with it. I feel heroic.


That’s right bitches. Women deserve respect. 



holy shit you fucking excellent human we need more people like you

All the awards. What a badass.

Fuck yes.

I solute humans like you. In comparision to the dirtbags on this earth youre one in a million. Not many people would do that. VERY proud of you. *standing ovation*

I wish there were more people like you.

addictedtosoda:

wolfqang:

warmbreathandascream:

i-choose-fit:

blacksheepc0meh0me:

poisonedchaos:

heydontworrybehappy:

anto1404:

This, ladies and gentlemen, is what you get when you stand up to a man who beats his young girlfriend in public. Not the black eye, not the broken nose, but the sense of being a fucking great human being.

Earlier today while I was waiting for the bus I witnessed a man walk up to his girlfriend, who couldn’t have been older than 18, kick her handbag, spit on her and scream in her face that she was a cunt. He walked back into the bus shelter after telling her she was worthless and pathetic and kicking her in the gut then as she tried to follow he turned around to grab her. I got in between them and told him that he should never EVER spit on a woman, hit her or talk to her in that way. He laughed in my face and said he would “fuck me up”. I looked him square in the eye and told him that I was not afraid of him. He proceeded to scream obscenities at her as I took her away from him, then he shouted to me that he could walk round the corner to get people to kill me. Feeling defiant, I said “go on, I dare you, there’re plenty of people around to witness it.” The prick then walked right up to me and head butted me in the nose. I am now sporting a swollen face and the beginnings of a black eye but the police took swabs from my nose to get his DNA and they know exactly who he is. Cunt’s going down for assault. Motherfuckers don’t treat women like that and get away with it. I feel heroic.

That’s right bitches. Women deserve respect. 

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holy shit you fucking excellent human we need more people like you

All the awards. What a badass.

Fuck yes.

I solute humans like you. In comparision to the dirtbags on this earth youre one in a million. Not many people would do that. VERY proud of you. *standing ovation*

I wish there were more people like you.

1:16am July 29, 2014

lindamarieanson:

x

1:16am July 29, 2014

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

1:16am July 29, 2014